shaves your head and nods yes

head hella shiny like a baby’s butt butt thanks man i owe u one ((i mean none)

ILL BITE YOUR FACE OFF

bc my face is just that yummy-looking huh [‘flips my fabulous hair in your face] 

SITS ON YOU

why does everyone sit on me am i that squishy looking or smth gLARES I’LL BITE YOUR ARM OFF 

PUSHES YOU

WHINES AND KICKS YOUR BUTT 

sqUINTS U WANNA FITE

SQUINTS BACK YOU ITCHIN FOR A FIGHT BRAH 

[`pets you after.] How cool are you, prove it

um um um [‘sweats nervously] i-i don’t think you can handle my coolness,,,,,, 

[`shoves you and pets the table.] It’s okay table, it’s gonna be alright.

[‘falls over, whining] yah ya h yah i’m more cooler than the table cries