was it my fault i’m so sorry but i’m laughing so hard pets ur face with the bible
ikr right nothin thats what ugh so presh here wait lemme just -catches your tears of holy water and sprinkles it over brownies and in the crunk juice- gotta recycle that man cant waste
ah now the perfection is now complete we r dinin tonight my friend
mhm you know whassup i like that damn you the new popenigga fuckin 420 BLAZE IT thank the lawd cheesus where the munchiES AT -raids your kitchen-
hell yea i kno wassup *throws up gang signs* why have munchies when we can roll up some blunts instead tho
more like the lord boutta raise us up high
ooooh n*gga i see what u did there oh man praise jesus nd rebuke the devil [‘puts on a pope hat nd blesses the hella outta you]
hahaHAHAHA yaaaas you want the edibles too? -hands you brownie- it’s that googood stuff aw yeee
may god bless your soul man the lord is shinin today
-squeezes your cheeks and molds them- I promise i will not back out 5ever k you better treasure it gdi these are filled with love juices and weed oops
oooohh ya got it filled with the kush??? ah yes my kind of chingu [‘wiggles eyebrows at you]
YAS YAAAS LET US DO THE THING AND BE THE FRIEND -gives you unlimited friend coupons-
[‘cLINGS TO YOUR FACE] FRIEND i will treasure these forever and also hold these against u if u ever try to back out on this friendship
