that’s for me to know and for you to never find out MWAHAHAHA [‘twirls around you]
[‘narrows his eyes at you.] i would be suspicious but— you’re cute omg
[‘stops and looks around] me??? ['points to himself] me u talkin to me buckaroo
are you magical too [‘pets your face]
heck yeah i am how’d you know
that’s for me to know and for you to never find out MWAHAHAHA [‘twirls around you]
OH MAN I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN I HATE THAT OMF it must be magical???? oh man
are you magical too [‘pets your face]
[‘videotapes.] p good how u friend
good good i have an iced mocha but omf all the ice melted away bUT IT STILL TASTES LIKE FCKN MOCHA [‘sHAKES YOU] USUALLY IT TASTES ALL GROSS AND WATERY PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS SORCERY TO ME