was it my fault i’m so sorry but i’m laughing so hard pets ur face with the bible
ayyee order us some pizza or or idk call up some zombie fightin strippers yooo
PIZZA IS OUR FCKN RELIGION OK OH MYOGD *calls up some cowboys* we also need some texas too woooahhhh h hh party gettin hella turnt up tho
ikr right nothin thats what ugh so presh here wait lemme just -catches your tears of holy water and sprinkles it over brownies and in the crunk juice- gotta recycle that man cant waste
ah now the perfection is now complete we r dinin tonight my friend
-munches on the chips and watches you roll up blunts- woah woah bible weed thas some extra holy shit right there, good thinkin, i should sprinkle some of dat holy juice into the brownies too -dumps it in brownie mix and bakes it @420 for faster results-
hell yea we gon blaze those f*ckin brownies real good thats the stufff f what would i do w/o you mang [‘cries holy water]
-opens a bag of chips- i’m hungryyy tho but ugh yeah man go roll them blunts for us we need to get life as high as the lawd can reach
oh truu trUuuUUU food is #1 priority *rolls up a blunt w/ bible pages* feelin a step closer to the lord
mhm you know whassup i like that damn you the new popenigga fuckin 420 BLAZE IT thank the lawd cheesus where the munchiES AT -raids your kitchen-
hell yea i kno wassup *throws up gang signs* why have munchies when we can roll up some blunts instead tho
