*dramatically turns and sees a beautiful human being* (psst that’s you!)

ah, hello hello stranger!! dunno if you know who i am but um uh ahem *turns on megaphone* i’m youngjae! aye aye hahaaahha yay for rhymes!!!! anywho i would love to gain a friend or two so if it’s not any trouble could you please reblog (*sighs heavily* or like) this, spread it like the butter on your toast, and you’ll gain not just a follower but hopefully a friend!!!! i’ll give you all lots of attention and stuff ok no lie 100% guarantee or your money back ((maybe)))